Scientist #1:
"I have just invented a time machine!"
Scientist #2:
"Great! How does it work?"
Scientist #1:
"It works fine. But it does have a glitch."
Scientist #2:
"What's the glitch?"
Scientist #1:
"You have to be a Republican to travel back in time. But to travel forward in time, you'd have to be a Democrat."
Scientist #2:
"Why is that?"
Scientist #1:
"The Republicans have no future".
My comment moderation inbox has been inundated with the usual half-witted Trump supporters who've come to state, among other things, that the FLOTUS is an ape and wouldn't be accepted in a "leper colony." How's that for thoughtful comments on the present political climate?
ReplyDeleteWe know why those half-wits are attracted to Trump, but these comments are proof that the dregs of America have finally found their perfect candidate in The Short-Fingered Vulgarian.
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ReplyDeleteOur FLOTUS confounds these knuckledraggers with her charm, intelligence and wit. They're just not used to that and, coming from a proud black woman, it slaps them in the face with the reality that they've been 100% wrong for their entire lives. I love our elegant FLOTUS and will miss her greatly. I really hope she changes her mind and jumps into politics. She'd be amazing.
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